Child Logic Hey IPT job for you 0:)

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  1. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

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    Logic is nice, I like it.


    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
    learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for
    a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for
    giving someone a valentine?"
    Melissa's father thinks a bit, and says, "No, I don't think God would get
    mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
    "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
    shock.
    "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
    have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that
    maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
    other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a
    lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
    he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore!"
    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
    "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
    "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
    could shoot the bastard.":D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    I'd be the first one there, Cat! :D:D:D:D
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    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

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    Way to go Melissa. :D
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    You're my Hero, Melissa! :D
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    Only if you happen to beat this old sailor there.I am not a good shot, just a lucky shot :eek:. However I knew I could count on your support. Thanks to all the members who have and would serve again. Mens Department :confused:, Damn I still haven't came up with a good one for that one, you devildog you :D:eek: catfish
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    Carla said "Melissa could grow up to be a good republican president one day"
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    LOL, I think I like Carla :)
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