Chuck Norris Sez' ..........

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  1. JohnHenry

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    I couldn't resist.....


    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

    James Bond uses a silencer, Chuck Norris uses a loudener.

    Guns take shooting lessons from Chuck Norris.

    Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.

    Hornady is still trying to invent a bullet that can go faster than Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris doesn't shoot guns, he just thinks of a bullet and it fire's itself.

    Chuck Norris can shoot someone in Canada, without a gun, in Africa.

    Chuck Norris literally sweats bullets.

    Chuck Norris is so dangerous, putting guns in his hands only slows him down.
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    Normally I put no stock in anything a Hollywood parrot says. Most are just examples of spoiled, rich, egotistical narcissists. That being said, in a fight against gun control, I'll take all the help we can get.
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    calling Chuck Norris a hollywood parrot can be hazardous to your health :D
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    One of my favorites:
    go to www.google.com
    type in "google chuck norris"
    hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button
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    The thing is, as Americans and following the Constitution we are not bound another nations laws or a co-nation treaty. Obama has officially betrayed the Constitution! I am not ordered to follow a co-nation treaty that goes against the Constitution. I defend the constitution. Not the UN.
  7. Bobitis

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    I love Chuck Norris.

    But Bruce Lee kicked his butt.:eek:

    Sorry, but it's a 'homey' thing.:p:)

    It's good to see that a few of the folks in Hollyweird have a clue.:cool:
  8. Gun Geezer

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    Chuck Norris is an actor. He spent most of his formative years becoming proficient in martial arts while others became doctors, lawyers, engineers, teachers, writers or poets. Luckily for him, his skills led to a lucrative career in movies and TV, similar to Arnold Schwartzenager. To lend credence to his philosophy about anything other than acting(being a parrot) would be like asking a movie star who played a doctor on the screen his/her advise about ones medical condition. If you believe otherwise, you spend way too much time on the couch in front of the TV. A little perspective here people.
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    Actor, movie star, Hollywood type. :patriotic:

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    I dont care what his background is. He is using his platform to support the 2nd ammendment and thats always good.
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    We always gripe about the Hollywood type that uses his/her fame as a tool for the left. Why would we then, not embrace a Hollywood type that embraces our most pressing single issue at hand? He isn't just talking, he puts his money where his mouth is and is not in any way a leftie.

    +1,000,000 for what Al said.

    Hey Geezer..... you might want to reinspect your own perspective unless you know some deep dark secret hidden in Chuck's past.
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    What is your point Gungeezer?:confused:
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    I apologize. I guess I was thinking mostly about Hollywood liberals who are anti-2A. Rosie O'Donald comes to mind and I hear voices.:eek:
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