Chuck Norris Sez' ..........

Discussion in 'The Constitutional & RKBA Forum' started by JohnHenry, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. jlloyd73

    jlloyd73 Active Member

    Nov 28, 2010
    I couldn't resist.....

    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

    James Bond uses a silencer, Chuck Norris uses a loudener.

    Guns take shooting lessons from Chuck Norris.

    Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.

    Hornady is still trying to invent a bullet that can go faster than Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris doesn't shoot guns, he just thinks of a bullet and it fire's itself.

    Chuck Norris can shoot someone in Canada, without a gun, in Africa.

    Chuck Norris literally sweats bullets.

    Chuck Norris is so dangerous, putting guns in his hands only slows him down.

  2. Gun Geezer

    Gun Geezer Well-Known Member

    Oct 5, 2009
    Central Florida
    Normally I put no stock in anything a Hollywood parrot says. Most are just examples of spoiled, rich, egotistical narcissists. That being said, in a fight against gun control, I'll take all the help we can get.
  3. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

    Aug 8, 2011
    Yorktown, VA
    calling Chuck Norris a hollywood parrot can be hazardous to your health :D
  4. ckelley

    ckelley Member

    Jan 19, 2010
    North Dakota
    One of my favorites:
    go to
    type in "google chuck norris"
    hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button
  5. marlin795

    marlin795 Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2011
    Northern California
    The thing is, as Americans and following the Constitution we are not bound another nations laws or a co-nation treaty. Obama has officially betrayed the Constitution! I am not ordered to follow a co-nation treaty that goes against the Constitution. I defend the constitution. Not the UN.
  6. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    I love Chuck Norris.

    But Bruce Lee kicked his butt.:eek:

    Sorry, but it's a 'homey' thing.:p:)

    It's good to see that a few of the folks in Hollyweird have a clue.:cool:
  7. Gun Geezer

    Gun Geezer Well-Known Member

    Oct 5, 2009
    Central Florida
    Chuck Norris is an actor. He spent most of his formative years becoming proficient in martial arts while others became doctors, lawyers, engineers, teachers, writers or poets. Luckily for him, his skills led to a lucrative career in movies and TV, similar to Arnold Schwartzenager. To lend credence to his philosophy about anything other than acting(being a parrot) would be like asking a movie star who played a doctor on the screen his/her advise about ones medical condition. If you believe otherwise, you spend way too much time on the couch in front of the TV. A little perspective here people.
  8. :tapfoot: :tapfoot: :tapfoot: :tapfoot:

    Actor, movie star, Hollywood type. :patriotic:

  9. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jul 16, 2009
    North Florida
    I dont care what his background is. He is using his platform to support the 2nd ammendment and thats always good.
  10. 45nut

    45nut Well-Known Member

    Jul 19, 2006
    Dallas, TX
    We always gripe about the Hollywood type that uses his/her fame as a tool for the left. Why would we then, not embrace a Hollywood type that embraces our most pressing single issue at hand? He isn't just talking, he puts his money where his mouth is and is not in any way a leftie.

    +1,000,000 for what Al said.

    Hey Geezer..... you might want to reinspect your own perspective unless you know some deep dark secret hidden in Chuck's past.
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2011
  11. Airdale

    Airdale Active Member

    Mar 31, 2009
    N.W. Arkansas
  12. jwrauch

    jwrauch New Member

    What is your point Gungeezer?:confused:
  13. Gun Geezer

    Gun Geezer Well-Known Member

    Oct 5, 2009
    Central Florida
    I apologize. I guess I was thinking mostly about Hollywood liberals who are anti-2A. Rosie O'Donald comes to mind and I hear voices.:eek:
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