Church needs a new organist!!!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Marlin, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    GHD posted this on Mauser. Couldn't resist bringing it over here!!



    There was a church that had a VERY big-busted organist! Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled when she played.

    Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled and decided that something had to be done about it or they would have to get another organist.

    One of the ladies approached the organist and very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons (if you eat green persimmons they make you pucker because they are so sour!) and rub them on her breasts and maybe that would make them shrink in size. She agreed to try it.

    The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said,....."Dew to thicircumstanthis bewond my conwol we will not hath a thermon tewday!!" [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
    :eek: :eek: Caught red handed! :D :D :D :D
     

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