Church sounds like a fun place

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by montezumaz, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

    There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

    Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.

    The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

    So, one of the ladies approached the organist, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, "because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!"

    The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her nipples.

    The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said ...

    "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday."
  2. ozo

    ozo Well-Known Member

    Jan 20, 2011
    Nashville TN
    My Grandmother can't help what God endowed her with........
    And at least two of the 'complaining' ladies of the congregation
    were much better 'organists' than Grandma.......I know for a fact !!
    [Grandma is widowed, and the Preacher is her high school sweetheart]

  3. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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