Clinton's book

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  1. azgunner

    azgunner New Member

    Mar 11, 2004
    Cut and pasted, but still worth reading... :rolleyes:

    Well, now that Bill Clinton has written his memoir "My Life,"
    A problem will exist when it is made into a movie / video.

    You go into your local video store:

    THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?

    "Titanic" or "My Life" The Bill Clinton Movie

    TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99
    CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99

    TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
    CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

    TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
    love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their
    forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist

    TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

    TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
    CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
    CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing
  2. ducky

    ducky New Member

    May 13, 2004
    that one never gets old.. :D
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