Coaching 101

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  1. USMC-03

    USMC-03 New Member

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    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old

    baseball players aside and asked,

    'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'


    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.


    'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together
    as a team?'


    The little boy nodded 'yes'.


    'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called,
    you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
    pecker-head. Do you understand all that?'

    The little boy nodded 'yes' again. He continued, 'And when I take you
    out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play,

    it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb xxx' is it?'


    The little boy shook his head 'NO'. ' GOOD', said the coach. 'Now go
    over there and explain all that to your grandmother.'
  2. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    OH, YEAH! :D:D:D

    Pops

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