Column of twos

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  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

    With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

    God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

    And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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    Mrs muley told me to laugh at this........... :( :(
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  6. I heard that all the Glock folks were in the men-dominating-women line, and all the 1911 folks were in the women-dominating-men line. This is obviously because Glock folks are innovative and self-directed thinkers. ;) :p
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    :D :D Dang,Muley, your comment was as funny as the joke! LOL . As for you, Pistolschutze , I don't think John browning took any lip off his wife. Maybe the Glock was made by a guy whose wife wanted a lighter gun to carry in her purse. :) Unless she made him carry her purse! :eek:
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