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COMEBACKS? --- (@ TFF)

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by warpig, Feb 24, 2003.

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    Q. Do female frogs croak?
    A. Tac401: If you hold their little heads under water
    long enough.

    Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should
    be at least how high?
    A. kdubO1: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

    Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you
    probably a man or woman?
    A. Shooter22: That's what's been keeping me awake.

    Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish
    as you get older?
    A. Cointoss: My sense of decency.

    Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects
    at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
    A. Bob in St Louis: Tape measures.

    Q. Warpig883 recently revealed that he firmly believes in
    them and has actually seen them on at least two
    occasions. What are they?
    A. Tall TLynn: His feet...

    Charlie D
    Capacity of the mind is the maturity
    to uncertainty endurances...


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    you are so close to the truth



    I can't believe T said that about me
    "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

    LIKTOSHOOT
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    She heard it from Capt. Morgan

    warpig883
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    aye he is a scurvy dog and would give a man a bloody necktie from behind.
    "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

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    warpig - what can I say except I was in a good mood that night.

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    I don't remember it. I musta been drunk. Was I nekkid
    "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

    Bob In St Louis
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    Gotta go with the tape measure - yard sticks hurt too much when they crammed up your rectal orifice.
    Crusty Cruffler of Fine Spanish Pistols - Eibar Rules!

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