Costume Party

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

    He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go the party.

    Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there.

    His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished... Naturally, (since he was her husband.)

    Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.

    He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

    "Did you dance much ?"

    "You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..."
  2. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

    May 5, 2009
    Southern AZ
    An oldie, but a goodie!


  3. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2011
    Jax, Fl.
    Never heard it before. I'll pass it on though. :)
  4. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
  5. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    Actually, quite good!
  6. watsisname

    watsisname Member

    Jan 24, 2010
  7. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2011
    Jax, Fl.
    Odd, my mother-in-law didn't respond to this one. :eek:
  8. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    Probably shouldn't send her the one about the dogs then....
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