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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Sep 21, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Cowboy's Honeymoon


    A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

    He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

    The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,

    Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.
  2. pinecone70

    pinecone70 Active Member

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  3. navis128

    navis128 New Member

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    Cowboys...gotta love 'em. They don't mix words that's for sure. Did you notice that the "wife" wasn't used to it before the wedding nite?
  4. medicinemanwy

    medicinemanwy New Member

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    The bridal aint so bad, it's the sperrs take some getting used to.:rolleyes:
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