Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Sep 21, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    Jun 3, 2008
    Cowboy's Honeymoon

    A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

    He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

    The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,

    Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.

  2. navis128

    navis128 New Member

    Sep 15, 2009
    Cowboys...gotta love 'em. They don't mix words that's for sure. Did you notice that the "wife" wasn't used to it before the wedding nite?
  3. medicinemanwy

    medicinemanwy New Member

    Sep 2, 2007
    The bridal aint so bad, it's the sperrs take some getting used to.:rolleyes:
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