Cowpoke and Genie

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  1. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    I stole this from MC. Mudge posted it and I thought y' all would like it.

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    The Cowboy and the Genie

    A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
    without water.

    His horse has already died of thirst.

    He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
    several yards ahead of him.

    He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

    He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

    She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

    There's a calculator in her hand and she has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

    "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
    wishes."

    "I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."

    She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

    The cowboy! thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

    He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

    ***POOF***

    The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
    He's surrounded with all the beer he could possibly drink and enough food for 10 people.

    The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

    ***POOF***

    The cowboy finds himself seated atop a mountain of cash.

    The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
    make it a good one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

    ***POOF***

    He's turned into a tampon.

    The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's
    going to be a string attached.

    Mudge the needed
  2. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    Good thing he didn't want to be popular. He'd be Hilary Clinton
    POPULAR HATED IT'S ALL THE SAME
  3. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    :D Damn, 3 wishes & he still messed up :eek:
  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    I've met that woman!!! :eek: :eek: :D
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