Crabs

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. >>>>> A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's
    >>>>> refrigerator/freezer, which she did.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
    >>>>> for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave
    >>>>> about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin,
    >>>>> "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney
    >>>>> please raise your hand?"
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself!
     
  2. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
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    Did part of the joke not c&p properly Bruce?

    Crpdeth
     

  3. :eek: Dang & i already deleted the original. Sorry:eek:
     
  4. bunnyhunter12

    bunnyhunter12 New Member

    Punch line is good enough, I can pretty well guess the set up for this one. I like it even in this form. Ten points Bruce. :D
     
  5. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2002
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    True enough...Especially since there was only one line missing! lol, I looked it up.
    :D
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    A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.

    A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

    Shortly before landing, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney please raise your hand?"

    Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them herself!

    Good 'un Bruce. =)
     
  6. bunnyhunter12

    bunnyhunter12 New Member

    Ha, my imagined set up was A LOT longer.
     
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