> Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided > >>they should go to college so they could get ahead. > >> > >>Bubba went in first, and the professor advises him to take > >>Math, History, and Logic. > >>"What's Logic?" Bubba asked. > >>"Well, let me give you an example," said the professor. > >>"Do you own a weed-eater?" > >> > >>"Sure do," the redneck responded. > >>"Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard," the > professor > >>went on. > >>"That's real good," said the redneck, in awe. > >>"Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a > house. > >>Is that right?" > >>"GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted. > >>"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take > >>care of by yourself, > >>logic dictates that you have a wife. Right?" > >>"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching on now. > >>"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are > >>heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that right?" > >>"You are absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thang I > ever > >>heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!" > >>Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into > the > >>hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya > takin"? > >>Cooter asks. > >>"Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba. > >>"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter. > >>"Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you own a > weed-eater?" > >>"No." says Cooter. > >>"You're Queer, aintcha?"