Neil Cavuto, Managing Editor & Anchor FOXBusiness Good day for stocks. Good day for czars. The Dow getting very close to positive territory for the year. The number of czars at an all-time high for the year. Here's the deal: It's good to be king. Even czars report to you. And apparently only you. 16 of 'em now... Accountable to no one but the President of the United States now. Today a pay czar to oversee salaries at rescued companies. Joining a regulatory czar to oversee the rules for those companies. And an energy czar to oversee energy companies. There's a car czar. A health care czar. An intelligence czar. A czar for urban affairs. And a czar for drug affairs. There's a czar looking at our great border. An, I kid you not, a czar solely dedicated to our Great Lakes. That's right, a great lakes czar... ...whose duties will not only include protecting those waters, but all the fish in them... Including pike, trout, and get this... The sucker fish. You can't make this stuff up. And you won't believe what we've tallied up. Taken together, these 16 czars will oversee combined budgets totaling more than 1-point-7 trillion dollars. Yet they are answerable to no one. Confirmed by no one. Approved by no one. Second-guessed by no one. The Pres is their boss and the press apparently their enemy. They don't talk. They don't have toC They're czars. We're subjects. Not much better than the sucker fish that great lakes dude is protecting. Only difference is that sucker fish often ends up on a plate. We're just the suckers paying for it.