Da bull

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bobitis, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch..

    Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

    In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

    Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

    The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

    The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

    After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

    She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
    I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

    The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

    Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

    After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

    The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word

    The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
    She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'
  2. Lori Mick

    Lori Mick New Member

    Nov 7, 2008
    Stuck in Upstate NY for a while
  3. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

    Feb 15, 2009
    WNY (In the Snow Belt)
  4. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    Sure, you think it's funny, you're a brunette.:D:D:D
  5. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    Near as I can tell (personal obversation), I give the intelligence award to the brunettes.


    No offense to the blondes here. Just sayin.:rolleyes:

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