daddy longlegs - joke

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  1. Guest

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    Rons Toys
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    (4/26/01 3:04:26 pm)
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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his
    little girl was.

    He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two
    spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders
    doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.
    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
    "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.
    "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl
    asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
    stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of
    shit in our garden".

    oneknight
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    (4/26/01 6:10:12 pm)
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    That is funny!

    homer4
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    (4/26/01 8:55:02 pm)
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    Once again Ron,very funny.Hehheh!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.
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