Dang Woman any how!!!

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  1. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

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    I am out mowin the grass yesterday bout 7:45 or so. Was just about done when I noticed the wife walkin out holdin my old Crossman 760 air rifle. I figured some poor critter was about to get a wallop from Mrs. Ugly. I go about my buisness mowin away with the MP3 blarin out some 70 rock not a care in the world.

    I get done with the mower and grab up the weed hacker and I am goin to town. I got grass and weeds flyin all over the place and I am jammin on some killer tunes. The wife had went around to the other side of the house so I all but forgot about her till I get the horrible super stinging sensation in my butt.
    I mean fellers this felt worse than any shot of medication you have ever recieved in your life.

    I throw the weed hacker on the ground and I sling the MP3 player to god only knows where and I reach for my stinging butt. I pull out a little red feathered dart from my butt. One of these little buggers.

    Aparently she found em while goin through some boxes. I lover her, I lover her a whole lot but damn it man that woman has a mean since of humer.

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  2. Mosin_Nagant_Fan

    Mosin_Nagant_Fan Active Member

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    LOL, I think she's trying to tell you something. You might want to double up on the boxers, next round. XD
  3. Suwannee Tim

    Suwannee Tim New Member

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    I've never met her and I like her.

    We used to have a mean old neighbor who mowed his grass with a riding lawnmower. We would climb up on the garage and shoot at him with our slingshots as he turned to go away. He would swat and cuss and get the bug spray and hunt for the wasps or hornets or whatever kept biting him. He never found them. Are you a mean old man? Maybe that's why your wife shot you.

    I don't think doubled up boxers will help. Maybe an iron plate in your briches.
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  4. Popgunner

    Popgunner New Member

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    Sounds like your wife's a real pain in the butt:)
  5. It might have been worse, BU. She might have found some old shot shells loaded with rock salt instead of darts. ;)
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  6. dianalv

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    I don't know her, but I like her! A mean sense of humor in a woman keeps a man on his toes. Or at least wearing padding in his skivvies. :)
  7. Alpo

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    Y'all have interesting outlooks. I once almost broke my mother-in-law's finger taking a cap pistol out of her hand, after she stuck it in my ribs, for a joke.

    You don't point a gun at me. Real gun, toy gun, bb gun, squirt gun, loaded gun, empty gun. Don't matter. You don't point a gun at me.

    You damn sure don't shoot me.

    That was my wife - me and her would be having a serious talk.
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    I heard that! I'd kick my wife's butt, at least until she woke up.:D
  9. AL MOUNT

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    Yer lucky she didn't wait until you turned around..... :eek:

    Just think if she had rubbed that dart on some poison ivy..... :eek:
  10. pinecone70

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    Wow, women are mean. LOL!
  11. Or a little Cayenne . . . :D;)
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    At least she didn't hit you in jimmies:eek::p
  13. Big ugly

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    Yup she cackled and Heee Haaawwww'd for a couple of minutes there. I am just glad that old 760 has bad seals cuz that could have been disasterouse. It stuck to the hilt in my butt cheek.
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    That gives me an idea....

    BU

    The next time you get a chance.... put the square peg in the round hole. THat's payback she will never forget!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

    mike
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    Once again, GN dances where Angels fear to tread! :D :D :D :D :D
  16. Big ugly

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    She didn't read the guinea pig post by chance.?
    :D:D:D
    I mean 'ouch'
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    While I don't think what she did was right I'm laughing because it was you and not me BU
  19. tim.sr

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    BU that a good one
  20. Suwannee Tim

    Suwannee Tim New Member

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    Yeah, but it wattn't you Alpo and it wattn't me. It was Big Ug. See, it is funny.:D
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