Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 358 winchester, Mar 29, 2006.

  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy and went out to ask his wife what was for supper.

    Well, his old lady was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "Think of me as dead!"

    So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes and iced tea.

    She walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? Where is mine?"

    "Huh? I thought you were dead."

  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
  3. Hope it was a sloooow death! :D
  4. Break out the sleeper sofa. Cause he is on the couch tonight, poor man.
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