Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Dear Abby,
    >
    > I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as
    > a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth (need I say more).
    > One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
    > My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    > marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
    > prostitutes in Dallas.
    >
    > I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
    > at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
    >
    > My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
    > misconduct with his three children.
    >
    > I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
    > Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my
    > problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
    > the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
    >
    > Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
    > President?
    >
    > Signed,
    >
    > Worried About My Reputation
    :D :D
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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