Dear Dad

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  1. Gunfyter

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely
    made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up
    prominently on the pillow.
    It was addressed, "Dad"
    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
    trembling hands:

    Dear Dad:
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
    with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
    I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
    would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
    motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not
    only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be
    very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood,
    enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
    anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
    commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
    pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
    deserves it!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
    myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
    grandchildren.

    Your son, Chad

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
    to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
    that's in my desk drawer.

    I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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