Definition of Globalization ?

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  1. Shizamus

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    What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?

    Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French
    tunnel,
    driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk
    on
    Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese
    motorcycles,
    treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

    And this is sent to you by a Greek, who lives in Canada, using American
    technology,
    and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use
    Taiwanese made
    chips, and a Korean made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
    Singapore plant, transported by trucks driven by Indians, hijacked by
    Indonesians,
    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegals, and finally
    sold to
    you by Jews.

    That, my friend, is Globalization!!! ;)
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