1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Women's Lingo

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    40-ish = 49

    Adventurous = Slept with everyone

    Athletic = No tits

    Average looking = Ugly

    Beautiful = Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally Secure = On medication

    Feminist = Fat

    Free spirit = Junkie

    Friendship first = Former slut

    Fun = Annoying

    New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places

    Old-fashioned = No BJs

    Open-minded = Desperate

    Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate = Sloppy drunk

    Professional = *****

    Voluptuous = Very Fat

    Large frame = Hugely Fat

    Wants Soul mate = Stalker


    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want..

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


    MEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
  2. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    no don't
















    No Don't












    NO DON'T STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    As IB would say..........An dats da troot! :cool:
  4. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Yep, da boy haz a way wif werds :cool:
  5. pickenup

    pickenup New Member

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    :eek: Who let those secrets out?
  6. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    You left out "full figured" :p :D
  7. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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