Differences in Woman/Men showers

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Mar 11, 2006.

  1. This one still makes me laugh :)


    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins .

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mold spots with Tilex.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with a towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.

    Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.


    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

    Admire wiener size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day!
    Oh, and...woo-woo!

  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Sounds about right to me.....:D :D :D
  3. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    :D :D :D

    That one gets me in trouble every time.
  4. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    Men are from mars, women from Venus. Yep, that about sums it up.
  5. BobMcG

    BobMcG Well-Known Member Supporting Member

  6. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Venus is closer to the Sun. Does that explain why we think they are so hot? ;) :D

  7. man that is so true its scary I love it. But you left out when the women use the mens razor and then we use it and its like shaving with a grinder
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