Diploma...

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  1. glocknut

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    A grandmother was pushing her grandchild around Wal-Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket, she would say, "And here is something for you, Diploma," or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma," and so on.

    Eventually a bewildered shopper who had heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?"

    The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to college and this is what she came home with!"
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    Sounds like my sister years ago.....
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