Divorce vs Murder

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 199er, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. 199er

    199er New Member

    May 5, 2010
    Columbia SC
    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide.'

    The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
    That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'You didn't tell me you had a prescription.

  2. NRA_guy

    NRA_guy Member

    May 31, 2010

    There was a time . . .
  3. wpage

    wpage Active Member

    Aug 25, 2009
    Sounds like the new health care plan.
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