Do I look that old?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by satellite66, May 24, 2009.

  1. satellite66

    satellite66 New Member

    Oct 6, 2004
    Central NJ
    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT
    UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED,

    FAT ASS,

    GREY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT,

    SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED:





    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
     

  2. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I went to my 50th reunion last year. I hadn't realized that I went to school with so MANY old pharts. :D

    Pops
     
  3. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

    Feb 27, 2009
    Left Coast
  4. That was funny......


    I was born in 1947,
    it kills me if a young person asks if I was in WWII or Korea... :eek:
     


  5. Or the First World War, Al? ::::::hiding in bunker, closing lid:::::: :D;):p
     
  6. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
    HA HA i almost lost it on that one ROFL!!!