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Do I look that old?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by satellite66, May 24, 2009.

  1. satellite66

    satellite66 New Member

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    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT
    UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED,

    FAT ASS,

    GREY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT,

    SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED:





    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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  3. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I went to my 50th reunion last year. I hadn't realized that I went to school with so MANY old pharts. :D

    Pops
  4. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

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  5. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

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    ouch!!! Da noive!!
  6. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    That was funny......


    I was born in 1947,
    it kills me if a young person asks if I was in WWII or Korea... :eek:


  7. Or the First World War, Al? ::::::hiding in bunker, closing lid:::::: :D;):p
  8. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

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    HA HA i almost lost it on that one ROFL!!!

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