Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Jan 24, 2006.

  1. Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    Do you suffer from shyness?
    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
    Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
    prevent you from living the life you want to live.
    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living,
    Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
    nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing
    becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
    pounding headache, resistance to loud noises, dizziness, nausea,
    dehydration, dry mouth, vomiting, dry heaves, diarrhea, incarceration,
    erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
    money, loss of virginity, loss of spouse, loss of job, loss of life,
    of grandeur, fighting, table dancing, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
    all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
    Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)

  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Jose Cuervo to the rescue, eh? ;)
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