Doctor Visit.

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  1. aa1911

    aa1911 Active Member

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    I was working in the ER one night when a guy came in with his hand stuck in a reloading press, no joke!!!

    I'm the well known gun nut reloader guy so I was quickly summoned to extract this knuckle-head's fingers from his press but had managed to get his fingers free (not without some damage to him, press was fine) on his way to the hospital. Still pretty funny; I offered to buy his press but he declined... Figured I could talk him into a discount since there was blood on it, hahaha

    I still like the rebuttal question if ever asked about guns; "you butt hump your old lady last night?" or similar. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers!

    It's also a question (started at least a couple years ago) on the re-deployment surveys. "Do you own any firearms or have access to any loaded firearms?"

    uhhhhh.... I'm guessing they're not counting the machine guns and grenade launchers they ISSUE us? hahaha

    it then asks how many!

    I was really tempted to put "enough to get the job done" but didn't feel like being forced to talk with a counseler or get put on suicide watch, so I wimped out and left it blank
  2. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Not a medical situation, but was being interviewed, based on my company's name. Pretty lady reporter asked if I was carrying at that time. I slowly looked her up and down and asked, "Are you wearing panties?"

    She laughed. I wasn't sure if she knew what I was getting at or just thought this old man was amusing. :confused:

    Pops
  3. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

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    I've never been asked but pretty sure I know what I'd ask them. And that being, "what does this have to do with a Dr. visit?" And I DO NOT care, aint none of thier business, PERIOD!
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