DOCTOR'S ADVICE......

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    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
    comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
    comes home drunk, just take a glass of Listerine and start gargling with
    it. Just gargle and gargle."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
    reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
    came home drunk, I gargled with Listerine. I gargled and gargled, and
    nothing happened!"

    Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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