Doctors and Guns

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BobMcG, Jan 14, 2006.

  1. BobMcG

    BobMcG Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Doctors:

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
    (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
    (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services)

    Guns:

    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80
    million.
    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
    1,500.
    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.
    Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
    than gun owners.

    Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
    before this gets completely out of hand!

    Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics
    on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek
    medical attention.
  2. dge479

    dge479 New Member

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    Wow thats a scary scenerio, If they panic and go to the Doctor, and die, a family member rushes to the Lawyer. I think this is by design. I would not be surprised to find out this is run by Haliburton. Its gotta be Bush's fault.
    Ever notice some of his appointments, like Dr Rice??? Hmmmmm
    Better get Micheal Moore-on on this to do a crapumentery.
  3. I've been saying that for years! They don't call them "sawbones" for nothin'! :D :p
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