Dog Philosophy

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
    of his

    Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
    -Ann Landers

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
    they went.
    -Will Rogers

    There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
    -Ben Williams

    A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
    -Josh Billings

    The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
    -Andy Rooney

    We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
    spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
    has ever made.
    -M. Acklam

    Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
    who are
    incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
    -Sigmund Freud

    I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
    -Rita Rudner

    A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
    times before lying down.
    -Robert Benchley

    Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
    -Franklin P. Jones

    If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
    have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
    -James Thurber

    If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

    My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
    That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
    -Joe Weinstein

    Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come
    back from
    a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
    cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
    -Anne Tyler

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
    and get
    used to the idea.
    -Robert A. Heinlein

    If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
    bite you;
    that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
    -Mark Twain

    You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
    look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
    - Dave Barry

    Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
    -Roger Caras

    If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
    and then give him only two of them.
    -Phil Pastoret

    My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I

  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002

  3. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
    and then give him only two of them.
    -Phil Pastoret

    LOL hehehehehehe :) :D ;)

  4. Dogs are a great sense of people So if my dog don't like you I don't like
  5. :) God Bless all the dogs & puppies :)
  6. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
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