Dogs vs wives

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    I'll probably get grief from SoMo on this one but I can't help it.




    25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
    2 . Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
    3 . If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
    4 . Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
    5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

    6. A dog's parents never visit.
    7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
    8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
    across.
    9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
    or
    desk.
    10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

    11. Dogs can't talk.
    12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
    day.
    13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
    14 . Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
    15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

    16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
    get
    another dog?"
    17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
    away.
    18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
    a
    pervert.
    19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
    20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
    think
    it's interesting.
    21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

    22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
    23. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

    24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
    25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

    :cool: :D :D :D :D :D
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    I would have to agree complely, except there is one thing you can not do with a dog that you can with wife.
  5. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    Now just where is your sense of imagination, deputy dog? :D :D :D :D :D
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    Like the saying goes there is nothing like the real thing,I love dogs they are truly mans best freind but not that way no way.
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    ROTFLMAO! However, I think thats a song! Way to go DD! :D :D :D :D :D
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    When have I EVER given you grief??? [​IMG]
  9. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I'll respond to this as soon as SoMoss lets me out of the dog house. :D

    Pops
  10. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Mitzi is guarding the door to make sure you don't come out.... BTW, how in the heck did you get into a house built for a 5 lb dog anyway?? :p :rolleyes: :D

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