dogs.

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by nffritos, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. nffritos

    nffritos Active Member

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    Thought you'd like this one...!!

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    This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
    Damn this is a great country.
  2. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member

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    It should be even easier here in NY!
  3. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

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    That's hilarious!:D:D:D:D:D
  4. navis128

    navis128 New Member

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    You're a Riot :D:D:D

    Shame on you...exploiting such sweet faced animals. :eek:

    Knowin' dogs...they're prolly in on it with you.;)
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