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  1. dew38

    dew38 New Member

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing
    is
    moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver
    rolls
    down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
    Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al
    Sharpton.
    They are asking for a $10 million ransom; otherwise, they are going to
    douse
    them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car,
    taking up a collection.."

    The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

    "About a gallon."
  2. bcj1755

    bcj1755 New Member

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    Man, that was GREAT!!!:D:D:D:D:D
  3. colt

    colt New Member

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    Thats GOOD!!!!
  4. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I'd donate the matches, too. :D

    Pops
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    Kieran McCaig New Member

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    I`m glad to see TFF is into recycling. That was a great O.J joke
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    I quit smoking, they can have my lighter. ;) :D :D :D


    Art
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    I'd give them Napalm.......
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