Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dew38, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. dew38

    dew38 New Member

    Jul 29, 2009
    chatsworth ga.
    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing
    moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver
    down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
    Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al
    They are asking for a $10 million ransom; otherwise, they are going to
    them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car,
    taking up a collection.."

    The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

    "About a gallon."
  2. Man, that was GREAT!!!:D:D:D:D:D

  3. colt

    colt New Member

    Jan 19, 2009
    Thats GOOD!!!!
  4. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I'd donate the matches, too. :D

  5. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    I`m glad to see TFF is into recycling. That was a great O.J joke
  6. artabr

    artabr New Member

    I quit smoking, they can have my lighter. ;) :D :D :D

  7. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

  8. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Coast of N.C.
    I'd give them Napalm.......
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