DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL.

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  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    You think you have lived to be 76 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

    An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...

    She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes; Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports,
    flew A-6 Attack aircraft in Vietnam, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds,
    so I guess I am a pilot.'


    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon
    as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about
    naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes
    me think of naked women.'

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked,
    'Are you a real pilot?'


    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.
  2. jack404

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    Bugger you rooter

    i just found out today i'm a terrorist and now i find out i'm a bloody lesbian too

    whats next ??

    i'm off to read Tom Clancy maybe i'll find out why i am a terrorist there
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    double posted somehow, sorry
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    Hey Jack,
    It's terrible being labeld as a terroist aint it! Heck, with all my bumper stickers and all my reading and watching Tom Clancy movies...I'm liable to be arrested today!
    Never thought myself as a terroist!!!!
    How does an ALL AMERICAN, LAW ABBIDING citizen such as myself get labled as a terroist...that's actually a scary thing it is, it is...to get labled as such from what such simple everyday things!
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    Oh, and I'm now a lesbian as well...well that I could live with I think, over being a terroist!
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    remember in the hitler days you where shot just for not agreeing with stuff that people where not allowed to know about

    and you think we have it tough here!!!

    at least i can abuse the government and just get a dirty look

    as for being a lesbian

    i may have to practice some of that a bit later ;)
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    And you can also meet many sexy & open-minded gay, lesbian, bisexual at (B i M i n g l e .c om) also couples who would love to explore life as this is the right life style you all love.
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    Oh the little troll hit on your use of the L word!!!!

    That is one funny joke!! Didn't know I was a lesbian also!!!!!!
  9. rooter

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    The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.



    I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.



    It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said,



    "I wanna watch."
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    thank heavens for cheap key boards

    either i'm gonna have to stop havin coffee when i read this stuff or stock up on keyboards

    I wanna watch too.... shheeesh
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