DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !

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  1. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

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    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?."

    Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )
  2. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    I love being pollitically incorect. Life is so much funnier.
  3. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    OK So Shooter, Can we play "Cowboys & Muslims" with the survivors? :D
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