DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 22WRF, Apr 12, 2006.

  1. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

    May 10, 2004
    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?."

    Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )
     
  2. I love being pollitically incorect. Life is so much funnier.
     

  3. OK So Shooter, Can we play "Cowboys & Muslims" with the survivors? :D
     
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