Drinking With Immigrants

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, May 3, 2010.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2009
    Messages:
    1,806
    Location:
    Move between WA and points south
    A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blond girl from Payson, Az. Are in the same bar.
    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

    The blond girl from Payson, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'



    'God Bless America'
  2. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2010
    Messages:
    17,575
    Location:
    Australia
    i liike the girl !!

    send her to Australia

    i'll take her drinking
  3. wpage

    wpage Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,482
    Will buy her a beer...
  4. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2009
    Messages:
    1,192
    Location:
    Colorado
    Gonna have to visit Payson and find that girl!:D:D
  5. gaowlpoop

    gaowlpoop New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2007
    Messages:
    167
    Location:
    Middle Georgia
    Well said!
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Pump House Saloon Drinking And Driving ........ Dec 7, 2014
The Pump House Saloon Went drinking last night Jul 15, 2014
The Pump House Saloon Danger from Drinking and Driving!! Dec 17, 2012
The Pump House Saloon Jet Fuel Drinking Nov 16, 2012
The Pump House Saloon Yeaks Highway man Make SURE your NOT drinking! Jan 10, 2012

Share This Page