Dry Cleaners...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jun 20, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    A frantic young woman rushed into Abe's Able Dry Cleaners and said to the man behind the counter, "Listen, I've got a terrible problem. I spilled ketchup on this dress, and I need it cleaned in two hours. Can you do it?"

    "Sure," said the owner, "but tell me, why is there a hamburger emblem on the dress?"

    "Well, you see," she replied, "a fast-food chain elected me Burger Queen of 2009. I have to wear that dress at my crowning ceremony in two hours. That's why I'm in a rush. Can you deliver it to me, Michelle Getty, at this address?"

    She handed him a card.

    "OK, I'll take care of it," he said.

    As soon as the young woman left, Abe went to work on the dress. In an hour and a half, he was finished.

    As he was going out the door, one of his employees stopped him and asked how to clean a certain fabric.

    "I can't talk now," Abe shouted. "I have to deliver the Getty's burger dress."
  2. Lotsdragon

    Lotsdragon New Member

    Apr 5, 2009
    Potosi, Mo
    C'mon glock I have seen you do better!

  3. LurpyGeek

    LurpyGeek Active Member

    Nov 30, 2005
    Wow, that was a long way for that one.
  4. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    If i'd put "groaner" in the title then you would have never read the darn thing... lol
    My intent was to roll some eyes.... :D

  5. Mike, that one was very much like Sir Lancelot when he had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare. :D;)
  6. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    Here you go, Mike -
    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: