Dry Cleaners...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jun 20, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    A frantic young woman rushed into Abe's Able Dry Cleaners and said to the man behind the counter, "Listen, I've got a terrible problem. I spilled ketchup on this dress, and I need it cleaned in two hours. Can you do it?"

    "Sure," said the owner, "but tell me, why is there a hamburger emblem on the dress?"

    "Well, you see," she replied, "a fast-food chain elected me Burger Queen of 2009. I have to wear that dress at my crowning ceremony in two hours. That's why I'm in a rush. Can you deliver it to me, Michelle Getty, at this address?"

    She handed him a card.

    "OK, I'll take care of it," he said.

    As soon as the young woman left, Abe went to work on the dress. In an hour and a half, he was finished.

    As he was going out the door, one of his employees stopped him and asked how to clean a certain fabric.

    "I can't talk now," Abe shouted. "I have to deliver the Getty's burger dress."
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    C'mon glock I have seen you do better!
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    LurpyGeek New Member

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    Wow, that was a long way for that one.
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  5. glocknut

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    If i'd put "groaner" in the title then you would have never read the darn thing... lol
    My intent was to roll some eyes.... :D

    mike
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  6. Mike, that one was very much like Sir Lancelot when he had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare. :D;)
  7. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Here you go, Mike -
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