dumb and beautiful

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by lead, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. lead

    lead Well-Known Member

    May 16, 2004
    A husband and wife had been arguing over the usual stuff while driving home one day. As usual, the husband wasn't giving his wife much credit for her opinion. This time she had enough.
    He said, "Why is it you can be so beautiful, and so dumb?"
    She said, "God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so that I would be attracted to you!"
  2. Tracker

    Tracker New Member

    Jan 3, 2006
    Lake County Ohio
    :D :D :D :D

    Now that's FUNNY

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

  4. scudrunner

    scudrunner New Member

    Jan 27, 2006
    I dont care who ya are that's funny!! :D
  5. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    I am not going to let the wife read this one. ;) :D :D
  6. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    :D :D

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