dumb and beautiful

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  1. lead

    lead Active Member

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    A husband and wife had been arguing over the usual stuff while driving home one day. As usual, the husband wasn't giving his wife much credit for her opinion. This time she had enough.
    He said, "Why is it you can be so beautiful, and so dumb?"
    She said, "God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so that I would be attracted to you!"
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    :D :D :D :D

    Now that's FUNNY
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    I dont care who ya are that's funny!! :D
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    I am not going to let the wife read this one. ;) :D :D
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