Ed & Nancy

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

    When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

    On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf; I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

    Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker.."

    Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
     
  2. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia
    i thought it was caused by stiffening your body before you hit the ball .. ;)
     

  3. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 25, 2011
    UK
    All lies and jests
    Still a man hears what he wants to hear
    And disregards the rest

    Simon and Garfunkle--The Boxer :D
     
  4. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    QFE! :D
     
  5. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2012
    QFE?:confused:
     
  6. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 25, 2011
    UK
    As Highboy says,

    QFE??? :confused:
     
  7. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    Quoted for Emphasis
     
  8. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 25, 2011
    UK
    Thanks for the clarification geds.

    Scotland is known for its golf courses; Donald Trump is building one of his "world class golf courses" just south of our club range. The community sees it with mixed emotions.

    I live just a few hundred yards from a popular golf course; have yet to get out on one, even though my grandfather was a keen golfer in the US.
     
  9. JohnHenry

    JohnHenry Well-Known Member

    In the real world we call it "pasture pool" ......
     
  10. geds

    geds New Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    Pocket pool is WAY less expensive, more enjoyable, and can be played in so many more places....Just sayin' ;)
     
  11. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 25, 2011
    UK
    Probably don't have to play it in the rain either.:D
     
  12. Archie

    Archie Active Member

    Whenever I see a golf course, I always shed a quiet tear for the waste of a perfectly fine shooting range.
     
  13. Fast Forward

    Fast Forward Member

    678
    Jul 16, 2011
    Chaska Minn
    As Al Chervik once said,,,Golf courses and Cemetaries are the biggest waste of Real Estate
     
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