Eleven Minutes

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  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    ELEVEN MINUTES


    A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a
    couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

    Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
    magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

    The youn g man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?"

    The cop says: "What are you doing?"

    The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

    Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:
    "And her, what is she doing?"

    The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

    Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a
    car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!

    The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"

    The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."

    The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"

    The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That kinda sneaks up on ya, Berto. :D :D :D
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    Goooooooooood one. LOL ya
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