Establishing the fact...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.

    While taking the roll, she was told by one boy "My name is Johnny Fu**hauer". So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fu**hauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!"

    Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class "Do you have a Fu**hauer in here?"

    "Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"

    :D :D :D :D
     
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    C' EST TRÉS MMMAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!!

    but - -

    keepum cumin'!!:D
     

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
  4. muley

    muley New Member

    276
    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal
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