Explain God

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    mt pari
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    Not sure if I posted this one before, but I have always liked it..

    Subject: EXPLAIN GOD


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    THIS ONE IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by an 8 year old,
    Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. Wonder if any of us could do as well???

    EXPLAIN GOD
    One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace
    the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers."
    God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off."
    God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your Mom and Dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have."
    Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church."
    "Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind, like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said "O.K."
    His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself
    without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important."
    You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time."
    "You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach.This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach
    until noon anyway."
    If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids."
    But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases.

    And...that's why I believe in God.




    Misterstan
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    Great one, Pari.

    That about says it all.

    I will send this one to all my God fearing friends...

    Misterstan

    oneknight
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    Pari,

    That is just precious....."out of the mouths of babes."

    Never quite sure what one will say.

    When my son was very young, we were in the grocery
    check out line, thank goodness they knew me well,
    he said to the overweight cashier........"you must
    eat a lot, you look so full."

    One of my "many" embarrassing moments with him.....

    Indybear57
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    Pari-a big thumbs up on that one! Got lots of folks to pass it along to.

    Robert Harden
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    (8/29/01 1:46:36 pm)
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    Nice post. I'm copying it to send out in my email, and add to my forum as well. Thanks for sharing. :)

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    TShooters
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    Don'tcha just love the way little kids think? It's fun to look
    at life through their eyes.

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