F.Y.I. !!!!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, May 10, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    What Sex Are They?.....

    ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,
    but you can always see right through them.

    SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
    its tongue hanging out.

    COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
    while to warm up.

    TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
    inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
    anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of
    course, there's the hot air part.

    SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
    and retain water.

    SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
    pick people up.

    HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
    shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
    last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say
    male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be
    lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
    right buttons to push, he keeps trying.