farmer and his 3 daughters

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Jerryboy, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. Jerryboy

    Jerryboy Well-Known Member

    Mar 8, 2012
    there once was a farmer whho had three daughters flow, betty and luck.
    one day all his daughters got dates on the same night so he waited on the porch with his shotgun and not soon after a young man appear and says "Hi my names Joe, I'v come to take flow to the show" So the farmer goes and gets his daughter and lets her go on the date.
    A couple of minutes later another young man arives and he says "My names freddy iv come to take betty for some spaghetti" so the farmer goes in and gets his daughter and lets her go on her date.
    Now the farmer waits awhile but no-one shows up, he's waiting for 50 minutes before another young man comes and he says "hi my names buck..." BANG!
  2. garydude

    garydude Member

    Awww..... he was just going to take her out for roast duck!:D

  3. Sig Willy

    Sig Willy Well-Known Member

    Jul 10, 2012
    Or for a ride in his truck. :D
  4. streetbob

    streetbob Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2012
    Gulf Coast, Texas
    But at the end of that night he definitely ran out of luck! :)
  5. I think he want 's to add her as a friend :) In Face book.:)
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