farmer and his 3 daughters

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  1. Jerryboy

    Jerryboy Well-Known Member

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    there once was a farmer whho had three daughters flow, betty and luck.
    one day all his daughters got dates on the same night so he waited on the porch with his shotgun and not soon after a young man appear and says "Hi my names Joe, I'v come to take flow to the show" So the farmer goes and gets his daughter and lets her go on the date.
    A couple of minutes later another young man arives and he says "My names freddy iv come to take betty for some spaghetti" so the farmer goes in and gets his daughter and lets her go on her date.
    Now the farmer waits awhile but no-one shows up, he's waiting for 50 minutes before another young man comes and he says "hi my names buck..." BANG!
  2. garydude

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    Awww..... he was just going to take her out for roast duck!:D
  3. Sig Willy

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    Or for a ride in his truck. :D
  4. streetbob

    streetbob Active Member

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    But at the end of that night he definitely ran out of luck! :)
  5. hontino

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    I think he want 's to add her as a friend :) In Face book.:)
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