Farmer vs. Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by rig1, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. rig1

    rig1 New Member

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    A farmer who wants a divorce goes 2c a lawyer, the farmer says "Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces"
    Lawyer..."Do you hav grounds?
    Farmer... "Yes, i gots me 40 acres"
    Lawyer "No, you dont understand, do u have a suit?"
    Farmer..."Yes, oi wears it to church on Sundays"
    Lawyer..."No, i mean do u have a case?"
    Farmer..."No, but i got a John deere"
    Lawyer..."No, i mean do u have a grudge?
    Farmer..."Yes, that's where i park the John deere"
    Lawyer..."Does ur wife beat you up?"
    Farmer..."No, we both get up at 5.30"
    Lawyer gets annoyed & tries one last question..."Is ur wife a nagger?...
    "No, she's white, but the baby's a nagger, that's why i wants a ****in dayvorce!!
     
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