Fastest Thing

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by WyomingSwede, Mar 31, 2003.

  1. WyomingSwede

    WyomingSwede Guest

    An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
    opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who
    were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one
    question and their answer would determine who would get the job. The day
    came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer
    asked "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing to the man on his
    right. The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no

    forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest
    thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you
    sir?" he asked the second man "Hmm....let me see, A blink! It comes and goes

    and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know
    of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye. That's a very
    popular cliché for speed." He turned to the third man who was contemplating

    his reply.
    "Well, out at my Dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
    there's a light switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the
    pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is

    the fastest thing I can think of."
    The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
    found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to
    the fourth man, he posed the question. "After hearing the three previous
    answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is diarrhea."
    "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
    "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see, the other day I wasn't
    feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink
    or turn on the light, I'd shit my pants!"
    He got the job!
  2. ibtrukn

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    YO Swede, personal xperiance??:cool:
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