Father O'Malley

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    >>Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
    >Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
    >deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a
    >jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
    >
    >He promptly called the local police station.
    >
    >The conversation went like this:
    >"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
    >
    >"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
    >Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye
    >be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
    >
    >Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
    >smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people
    >took care of last rites!"
    >
    >There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
    >
    >Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also required to notify the next of kin."
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