Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    Morris and
    his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
    year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that

    always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
    fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

    One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and
    Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that
    helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

    this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty
    dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

    pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a
    deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay
    quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't
    charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty

    Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
    The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word
    was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
    but still not a word.

    When they landed, the pilot
    turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I
    could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm

    Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the
    truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you
    know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
  2. Lotsdragon

    Lotsdragon New Member

    Apr 5, 2009
    Potosi, Mo

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