FINALLY SOME FACTS ABOUT TEXANS

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  1. warpig

    warpig Guest

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    FINALLY SOME FACTS ABOUT TEXANS
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    Finally some facts about Texans



    This explains a few things.


    Texas Facts

    Now a little about Texas...

    Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

    There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.

    There are 10,000 types of spiders. 10,001 live in Texas.

    If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

    Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.

    There are valid reasons some people put concertina wire around their
    house.

    Texas has 6 seasons (Summer twice):
    Spring, Feb 16 to April 15
    Summer, April 16 to July 15 (temp 90 to 98 degrees)
    Super Summer, July 16 to Sept 10 (temp 100 to 115 degrees)
    Summer, Sept. 11 to Oct 1 (temp 90 to 98 degrees)
    Fall, Oct 2 to Dec. 1
    Winter Dec. 2 to Feb 15

    The wind blows at 90 MPH from Oct. 2 until July 15, then it stops
    totally.

    Onced and Twiced are words.

    It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

    Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.

    Graduating 1st in your class means you left in the 8th grade.

    Coldbeer is one word.

    People actually grow and eat Okra.

    Texans really don't have an accent.

    When the world ends, only cockroaches and mesquite trees will survive.

    Green grass DOES burn.

    When you live in the country, you don't have to buy a dog. City people
    drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night.

    The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first
    couple of weeks.

    When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to go to
    the Doctor.

    Fixinto is one word.

    A tank is a dirt hole in the ground that holds water for irrigation.

    Backards and Forards means I know everything about you.

    You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
    is.

    You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

    Texans will laugh harder at this than anyone else because they all NOW
    these facts are true!!




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    OH How true!
    Tread On Me, But, Leave My DONUT Alone! !


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    An y is it when one of them good ol boys tells his buddy I'll see, meet, wait for ya "down yonder" that other ol boys knows exactly where he means
    48 years on the road an never could figger that one out. But the I be from the land where the boids sit on the coib and choip!





    An dats d troot!

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    Golly Gee!
    Thought ya all wud cum up in this wun:

    Ya can tell a texun by how many times he jumps off his gallopin horse ta git his hair!

    Charlie D
    Funny bout them Texun fellars.....
    When meetin women they
    wear good cologne, a nice
    aftershave lotion, and a strong
    underarm deodorant. And
    sumtimes they wear some clothes
    too.

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    Yar, an them texans are afunny bunch, what we call p$&#y they call lunch

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    A true facts about Texans, We believe in safe Sex! We don't Fornicate nothing we can't eat first!








    Honest!
    Tread On Me, But, Leave My DONUT Alone! !


    BlackGUN

    Donny Henry
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    LOL...Thats some funny stuff, Now were not all "thats country" but I promise, we all, at least, know someone who is.
    ~-~Courage is not the lack of fear...
    but the presence of faith.~-~


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    Hell, I was RELATED to most of them. Now they're my inlaws.


    We Buy Guns! 1 - 100, Antique or Modern!
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  2. Desertrat06

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    Armadillos are the world's most vicious animals. The reason they lie on their backs in the road is that they're waiting to grab a car.

    'Rat
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    Now that's an old thread...Thanks for bringing it back up. Good memories. :)

    *rubs spider bite*


    Crpdeth
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    I always thought the 'dillos were just waitin' for a Lone Star.
    I've helped them out a time or two in the days of my youth. ;) :D


    Art
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